Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Hokey Honky Kong Honky?

I'm not really a honky tonk kinda guy. I love me some Johnnie Cash, of course, but I picked "Hong Kong Honky" mostly because it was fun to say. I'm getting a lot of mileage out of it though. For example:

I'm Honky Kong!
Honky Kong

Honky Meet Domo.  Domo Meet Honky!

domo meets Honky

This makes her a honky tonk woman
Hmm.  Maybe not.

I'm just Chilling Because every thing is...
honky dory
"Honky Dory"  

Sorry.  I should have warned you I was having a bad pun attack.  

Bet you wish I'd...
clam up
Clam Up!

Sorry.  Sorry.  I'm so sorry.  I'll quit now. 

Seriously, "honki" is a Japanese word that translates as "from the source," or "seriously'"  Seriously...seriously.

Someone should beat me with a stick.

Honky Kong.  That was funny right?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Honky Kong is a word used to mean someone who is Ethinic Chinese but grew up in Hong Kong and so is very western. It's kind of an insult. Maybe you should stick with the chicken foot soup recipes.