Hokey Honky Kong Honky?

I'm not really a honky tonk kinda guy. I love me some Johnnie Cash, of course, but I picked "Hong Kong Honky" mostly because it was fun to say. I'm getting a lot of mileage out of it though. For example:

I'm Honky Kong!

Honky Meet Domo.  Domo Meet Honky!

Rawr!

This makes her a honky tonk woman

Hmm.  Maybe not.

I'm just Chilling Because every thing is...

"Honky Dory"  

Sorry.  I should have warned you I was having a bad pun attack.  

Bet you wish I'd...

Clam Up!

Sorry.  Sorry.  I'm so sorry.  I'll quit now. 

Seriously, "honki" is a Japanese word that translates as "from the source," or "seriously'"  Seriously...seriously.

Someone should beat me with a stick.

Honky Kong.  That was funny right?